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How to Know You’ve Watch Too Much PotC 1. When you see/hear the words “squid” or “octopus”, you think of the Kraken. 2. You repeatedly misspell the word “see” as “sea”. 3. You have a burning hatred for Bootstrap Bill and/or Elizabeth. 4. You have memorized one or more of the movies and know every line by heart. 5. You are a rabid Norrington or Davy Jones fan. 6. When someone asks a question beginning “Do you”, you interrupt them and finish it with “fear death?”. 7. You have asked your family to play Liar’s Dice with you. 8. When you start to talk about Pirates of th

Albert Wesker: An Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of an ALBERT WESKER unit! In order to obtain top performance from your captain, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual. Note that there are currently two editions of our WESKER unit available to guarantee a wider range of sexy evilness. You may chose between (a) Type I CAPTAIN ALBERT WESKER (b) Type II ALBERT WESKER CVX Please ensure that you have been issued with the edition of your choice as confusing these two types may result in severe malfunctions and/or permanent damage to the unit and/or his owner. TECHNICAL SPECIFIC